Archive - August 2008

Public Invasion

The problem with military invasions and proctology exams is that once the border has been crossed, it's pretty much too late to do anything about it.

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The Spy Who Fed Me

A few days ago I sat down at the dinner table, took a moment to reflect on the blessings bestowed on my family and nation, and thanked God that Julia Child had freed my meal from any Nazi fascist influences. (7 more...