Archive - December 2009

Heaven Opens New Vacation Resort

In a sign that the world economy might be turning around, Heaven announced today the grand opening of its new vacation resort. The Heaven's Gate Spa and Resort, the first of three such projects, is located just outside...

Christmas Lights or Bust!

Christmas is a season of peace and joy, a chance to reflect back on the time long ago when Mary and Joseph made the difficult journey to Bethlehem, only to stay overnight in a stable because the innkeeper had burned...

Pinocchio Found Guilty of Perjury

A New York state judge today sentenced famed defense lawyer Boy "Woody" Pinocchio to three nights in jail after the attorney perjured himself during a hearing. He was being held in a New York City jail pending a review...

Jesus Opens New Restaurant Chain

With the unemployment rate hovering around ten percent, families are wondering where their next meal is going to come from, and how long it will last them. While many cafes offer satisfying meals, a new chain of...