Time is Running Out to Commit Voter Fraud!

The 2020 presidential election is just a week away, which means you are almost out of time to activate your voter fraud strategy. Given the distributed nature of elections in the Unites States, where each of...

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Back to School, Or Else

When I was a kid, my parents made me go to school—get this—five days per week. Each morning, they would say, “Tim, it’s time to get ready for school,” and each time I would stare back at them blankly, since I hadn’t...

Blitzen Placed on No-Fly List

Blitzen the Reindeer, one of Kris Kringle's famed "Mighty Eight," has been placed on the Transportation Security Administration's "no-fly" list just days before he was to help guide Santa's sleigh on its annual...