After spending close to three years trying to avoid the issue altogether, President Barack Obama held a press conference last week to announce the full release of his "long-form" green card. Until the announcement...
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America Lists Louisiana on Ebay
With the economy struggling and federal spending at an all-time high, the Obama Administration is taking a bold step to improve the long-term economic outlook. Yesterday, officials from the State Department posted an...
Obama to Invoke Emergency Superhero Powers
With the economy continuing its downward spiral, Iran counting the days until its nuclear dreams come true, and a general malaise within the Democratic Party, President Barack Obama announced today that he would invoke...
Fed Raises Unemployment Rate by a Quarter Point
The Federal Reserve, the mysterious quasi-governmental agency charged with distributing and managing the nation's supply of pocket-sized presidential portraits, announced today that it is raising the national...
Jobless Rate Rises Unexpectedly to 527 Percent
Numbers issued this morning by the US Labor Department showed a sudden increase in the total count of unemployed Americans, rising sharply from 10.1 percent to 526.8 percent. Experts in the Obama administration and at...
Congress Passes Health Card Reform
Still smarting from the loss of Ted Kennedy's senate seat, congressional Democrats mobilized late Friday evening to pass a controversial Health Card Reform package. The legislation, which takes effect next month, makes...
White House Phone Menu System
Please listen carefully as our menu options and several of our healthcare-related policies have recently changed. If you are not using a push button phone, please stay on the line, and an operator will assist you in...
Election Czar Cuts Republican Votes by 90%
Republicans are crying foul at a new executive order issued by President Barack Obama that will reduce each conservative's vote to one-tenth of its previous level. The president's recently appointed Election Czar, Jimmy...
Obama Replaces Cabinet with Entertainment Center
In an afternoon press conference in Atlanta, Georgia, President Barack Obama today announced the replacement of his cabinet with a solid-oak entertainment center.
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Obama Selects Justice with Experiences
President Obama, whose experience as a member of his high school's varsity basketball team gave him a unique perspective on the difficulties that "big and tall" members of American society have, announced his...