I don’t know if you’ve been reading the news lately, but one of the presidential candidates this time around thinks the election wasn’t on the up and up. “Voter fraud” is on everyone’s lips, whether they’re insisting it...
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Tim Patrick
What Went Wrong with the Republican Party?
With the Electoral College victory of Joe Biden, yet another sitting Republican president has gone down in defeat and shame. Back in the 1970s, President Ford recognized that the nation had passed through a “long...
Time is Running Out to Commit Voter Fraud!
The 2020 presidential election is just a week away, which means you are almost out of time to activate your voter fraud strategy. Given the distributed nature of elections in the Unites States, where each of the over...
Samsung Issues Recall of Faulty “Hillary” Product
Still reeling from the literal explosion of its Galaxy Note 7 cell phone series, Samsung issued an immediate recall early Wednesday morning for its "Hillary" leadership product. Samsung Electronics America president and...
Blame the Electoral College Yet Again
With just one day remaining in the 2016 Election Season from Hell, anticipatory angst over which candidate will win the presidency is leading many, yet again, to demand that the Electoral College disappear. As you might...
Can a Christian Vote for Trump?
Donald Trump certainly isn't making the 2016 election easy for American Christians. While the more conservative Evangelical population favors some of his rhetoric on fiscal and social policies (especially compared to...
Undecided Voters Plan Final Tour, Analysis of Yard Signs
With the election just days away, many Americans are realizing for the first time that, oh crap, I'm going to have to vote for one of these candidates. But which one? The grumpy one with the coiffed hair, or Trump...
Santa’s Campaign Stumbles on Iowa Bribery Rumors
Santa Claus, once a strong contender for the Republican presidential ticket, has seen his Iowa poll numbers fall in recent days after rumors surfaced of a bribery scandal. The complaint, raised by potential voters...
My DNA-Linked Inauguration
Take Obama's height. He towers at six feet one-and-a-half inches, and I am proud to say that I, too, have the advantage of height, thanks to the genes he and I share in common. I myself am five feet ten inches. (3 more...
I Need a Fix
I have a confession to make. I'm an addict, and I need a fix. I've been hooked for about eight or ten weeks, although the blur of the last few months makes it difficult to truly gauge the time. And now, having been...