Merriam-Webster, producers of books with the world's most uninventive storylines, announced today an update to the definition for "poverty." The current dictionary entry defines the word as "the state of one who lacks a...
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Tim Patrick
Winter Storm Blankets Washington in Three Feet of Pork
In what experts are calling the biggest blast in nearly twenty-five years, a storm has dumped more than thirty-three inches of congressional pork on Washington, DC. Strong gusts of wind coming out of both the Senate and...
Congress Raises Taxes on God
The coming of a new year brings with it the looming April 15th deadline for filing American tax returns. But this year, changes to the federal tax code will require that God submit a standard Form 1040 and all...