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Congress Raises Taxes on God

The coming of a new year brings with it the looming April 15th deadline for filing American tax returns. But this year, changes to the federal tax code will require that God submit a standard Form 1040 and all...

Heaven Opens New Vacation Resort

In a sign that the world economy might be turning around, Heaven announced today the grand opening of its new vacation resort. The Heaven's Gate Spa and Resort, the first of three such projects, is located just outside...

God Signs Kyoto Protocol, Goes Green

Mother Nature and her earthly domains rejoiced in a collective "Hallelujah" today as God signed the landmark 1992 protocol to the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change, the so-called "Kyoto Protocol." (4...