As states continue to spew red ink, many school districts are taking immediate action to stem the financial flow. And it comes with a dose of good news: no teachers will lose their jobs in the process. The solution...
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Tim Patrick
Santa Claus Laid Off
The North Pole Board of Directors today filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection for its overnight delivery service, and announced the immediate suspension of division president Santa Claus from his regular gift...
Obama Replaces Cabinet with Entertainment Center
In an afternoon press conference in Atlanta, Georgia, President Barack Obama today announced the replacement of his cabinet with a solid-oak entertainment center.
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